Also, I saw a sign the other day that made me laugh. They've been doing road construction on the main road near our house for about ... a century? Every time I go anywhere, I have to find a new route due to the whole shenanigans. So the other day I'm driving home from my parents house and as I approach said road, I see an electronic sign flashing "Road construction ahead" then "Lane closures daily" and then "Have a great day!" Really? Have a great day? Shouldn't it read "Have a great day trying to navigate your way throught this maze we've created, and good luck explaining to your boss why you're late to work every single day since it doesn't seam reasonable that we would block off every known road leading to and from your house as we re-pave all the side streets while we tear up the main one. They'll probably just think you're making it up. You might as well tell them your invisible dog ate your expense report while you're at it!"
It reminds me of the Always maxi-pad campaign telling women to "Have a happy period."